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Kippers complain about bias and unfairness from Ch.4, now they know how Muslims feel

The Channel 4 TV spoof programme on life under UKIP succeeded beyond its wildest dreams. Kippers are going ballistic. A UKIP government, said Channel 4 would see the country plunged into chaos, with race riots on the street and thuggish yobs threatening everyone who might be unemployed  and MuslimukipprogWe welcome immigrants who contribute to the UK with open arms, bellowed Kippers on the progamme.  But if you are an illegal, heaven help you! Tough, anti-immigration squads were reported to be attacking the same ethnic restaurant owners night after night.  Neil Hamilton was Deputy PM for goodness sakes.  A whole 700 people have complained to Ofcom, and according to the biased Daily Express, they are screaming bias, Kippers are being victimised, how unfair is this? Continue reading

Boris winningly explains to Adam Boulton the vacuum joke was a protest against EU interference

After the Tory Party Conference, SKY’s Adam Boulton asked Boris if he really thinks that Kippers have sex with vacuum cleaners.borisvacuumThe Mayor  winningly  explained that it was a joke!  But it was also part of a serious and complicated metaphor, because the EU are interfering in our rights over vacuum cleaners.  Boris is actually defending the rights of UKIP  and that cannot be stressed too strongly.  On twitter, UKIP supporters were apoplectic!  Considering how furious Kippers get at EU interference, they should be supporting this remark of Boris’s instead of getting madder than wet hens. Continue reading

Douglas Carswell wants far far tougher cuts

The gist of opinion from the Kippers who are talking up Douglas Carswell is that he cares for the “silent majority”, for poor people, unlike the rotten, callous Tories with their nasty cuts.  It may come as a shock to these people to discover that Douglas Carswell is angry with David Cameron for not being harsher, not reducing our indebtedness more. Mr. Finkelstein’s article is here.carswell

Daniel Finkelstein in The Times has gone through all Mr. Carswell’s books, including The End of Politics and the Birth of Democracy.   Douglas Carswell believes that radical change is needed, whether or not voters approve of this,  and this is how he would achieve it.   Danny explains, (and I quote directly from his article) : Continue reading