Cheeky Boris tells Tony Blair No more cash, I’m cutting you off!

Tony Blair gets £3MM from the public purse, but with his usual appalling  selfishness, he has just put in a claim for more.  As Foreign Secretary it is up to Boris Johnson to authorise the claim.  No Foreign Secretary has dared to say No  to Tone for the past nine years. Hammond rolled over like they all did,  but when did that ever stop Boris?borisfo18What words did Boris use to say No to Blair’s outrageous demand for more dosh?

a)  Damn impertinence.   You are a dead weight, get out and get a decent job.

b) You have ridden the gravy train long enough.  I’m cutting you off!

c) I feel the hand of prudence on my shoulder.  The answer’s No.

d) You’re not worth £3M!

e) Stop your crying, you little girl,  this is all you are gonna get!  (huge smack in the kisser.)

a),  b)  d) e)    No, but I wish!  The answer is c).  Blair has brought nothing to this country but sorrow.  Is there no end to his presumption?

2 responses to “Cheeky Boris tells Tony Blair No more cash, I’m cutting you off!

  1. Hurray give him a big fat ZERO

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