For true Boris aficionados, there is no place they would rather shop than the Back Boris e-shop. Apart from the Back Boris T shirt, there are some great gifts, such as the Back Boris cuff links and Back Boris mugs.
I like the Back Boris umbrella (you are effortlessly campaigning, while staying dry) and the Back Boris water bottle is the chic accessory for all keep fit enthusiasts.
It’s a shame there is no Back Boris Christmas card, or Back Boris wrapping paper. On twitter, several tweeters suggested names for a Boris Aftershave. The most popular name was Whiff Waff, with Ping Pong suggested for the matching soap. Bath foam (Boris Bubbles) , even hair colour (Boris Blond – A Nordic white blond), would be bound to sell well.
Could our Mayor venture into the clothing department? Boris Boxers, (a cheery bicycle print), would surely be a smash. A range of cuddly Pedigree Pooches, each with the face of a well known politician (Boris is of course, the Old English Sheepdog). would delight any child. Our Mayor is clearly a marketing man’s dream, and he is such a master of the media, Boris I-Pods (called B-Pods) cannot be far behind.