Then @PompeyGoat suggested: @angelneptustar gotta be Whiff Waff surely
I suggested a name for the matching soap: Ping Pong!
@PitttheBlogger’s suggestion was: “Dishevelled”.
@FalconPez preferred: HoboJo
My idea for a Boris cologne: The new male aftershave for the masculine man! Quizzical by Boris Johnson! And one for the Lib Dems: Male lippy and guy liner from Nick Clegg, called Victim, for the subservient male!
For Boris, @RhiannonFox has suggested “Erudition”.