I had a small spat with Caitlin Moran on twitter a few days ago. Only minor, nothing serious and as it turns out, a complete misunderstanding that was resolved to our mutual satisfaction.
Today, in the Huffington Post, I was delighted to read that Caitlin had written: “I hate the tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy. It’s awful that if some boy wants to be in a band, or be an actor, he is just basically treated like sh*t by a publication. I don’t see the logic of that. Steve Coogan wants to write a really brilliant sitcom and he gets treated like sh*t, why should that happen? Because apart from getting VIP access and above average Virgin broadband customer care, there isn’t that much to recommend being famous. We just chase them around, being horrible to them. “
If only every journalist had the common sense to think like Caitlin. Anyone who knows me will know how often I quote this remark from Martin Scorsese. He said: “Voyeurism is one of the worst sickness of our age.” Isn’t there something deeply disturbing about the way tabloid journalists feed the gaping maw of the public’s nosy desire to inhabit every famous person’s bedroom? But journalists hypocritically insist it is our right. (Sells a lot of papers for them, innit?) We have been turned into a nation of Peeping Toms.
Apparently it has now been discovered that there is an alleged recording of Piers Morgan admitting he was aware hacking went on. Let’s face it, they were all probably at it. Maybe the thing to do is issue a general amnesty for all the vile trangressions of the past, but bring in legislation guarding the privacy of every famous and unfamous person from press intrusion from now on.
Finally, with all the techology available, can’t they make unhackable phones?






